It's my job as best friend to make sure he's not a serial killer. Or an English major, not sure which one's worse.

Shelly Crane
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As a best friend, it is your job to make sure your friend is not a serial killer. It is also your job to ensure that your friend does not go to an English major. Sometimes it is hard to tell the difference between the two, but you must be the judge of what makes him happy. It is also your duty as a friend to make sure none of his plans involve murdering anyone or going to college in England.

Source: Significance

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